Zero chill. Infinite vibes. All cheddar.

BREAKING

NEWS

  • LOCAL MAN CONFIRMS CHEEZE IS A STATE OF MIND

  • LOCAL MAN CONFIRMS CHEEZE IS A STATE OF MIND

#TCHEEZ

BREAKING:

  • #TCHEEZ

  • #TCHEEZ

  • #TCHEEZ

  • #TCHEEZ

  • #TCHEEZ

  • #TCHEEZ

Bio

“I'm 50% man, 50% cheese,
and 100% emotionally available.”
I like deep conversations, warm bread,
and not melting under pressure.

Tim Cheese

Age: undefined
Age: Top shelf, dairy aisle
Occupation: Philosopher / Cryptid / Snack

Hobbies

Watching documentaries

  • about cows

  • Screaming internally

  • Posing awkwardly in mme edits

Turn Ons

Honesty

  • Warm lighting

  • Cheese knives

  • Refrigerators

  • Low-fat dairy

#STAYCHEEZEDUP

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